I suppose this would be a good time
To mention this now
The truth about one thing in particular
Is that there is an Eighth Sacrament
The Sacrament of Ascension quite simply
The unction is not given by a priest nor bishop
Nor by the Pope
Nor the Angels in Heaven
Nor even the Angels on the Earth
Nor by Saints will it be
But It will be by God Himself
Through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
Upon those whom He has chosen
From amongs those who stand before Him
Robed in Glory given by Him
Amen