Now I have said it
I opened my mouth
Told them I did
I was ordained in secret

Never told anyone
Never made any vows
Never promised anything
But to wander the earth
Looking for the long lost sheep

I am a nomadic priest for the West
Affirmed and blessed
By a former Archbishop of the East
Who in a vision and a dream
He gave me his ring

For I found the long lost flock
Despite every evil set against me
Defeating it with every breath of His Word
Only Jesus saves
Saved me He did

Amen

Edit to add: And all this means nothing to them